Chevy Chase, pictured here in his later years, once hosted his own talk show, The Chevy Chase Show. The show, which failed to please both audiences and critics, centered mostly around his ability to fire poo-bullets from his butt-chin.

Chevy Chase, pictured here in his later years, once hosted his own talk show, The Chevy Chase Show. The show, which failed to please both audiences and critics, centered mostly around his ability to fire poo-bullets from his butt-chin.

It is better to have pooped from your chin than never to have pooped at all.

Navajo addage

All children are born chin-poopers. The problem is staying a chin-pooper as we grow up.

Pablo Picasso

I once pooped an elephant in my pajamas. What it was doing in my chin, I’ll never know.

Groucho Marx
Ewan McGregor is a Scottish actor known for such films as Star Wars Episode I, Moulin Rouge and Trainspooping.

Ewan McGregor is a Scottish actor known for such films as Star Wars Episode I, Moulin Rouge and Trainspooping.

You might ask yourself, how did my chin get like this?

Once in a Lifetime, Talking Heads
Bruce Vilanch, who is the head-writer for the Academy Awards telecast every year, has a diarrhea episode on the red carpet.  Someone get this guy a paper towel!

Bruce Vilanch, who is the head-writer for the Academy Awards telecast every year, has a diarrhea episode on the red carpet.  Someone get this guy a paper towel!

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him poop when he died.

Johnny Cash
John Travolturd, who recently starred in “Grease,” is a very good dancer.

John Travolturd, who recently starred in “Grease,” is a very good dancer.

Imagination is more impootant than knowledge.

Albert Einstein